AKC's Top 10 New Year's Resolutions for Dogs

[Mark-D]

The top dog resolutions included:

10. "Owner on the floor, dog in bed."

9. "Stop begging and actually get a seat at the dinner table."

8. "Give up the dream of ever catching my tail."

7. "Bark like a big dog but still get cuddled on lap like a little dog."

6. "Get back at cat for litter box incident."

5. "Find every bone I ever buried."

4. "No more haircuts."

3. "Become alpha dog in my house."

2. "Invent goggles that allow me to see the electric fence."

1. "Finally pass that darn AKC Canine Good Citizen test."

[Lissi]

LOL. Adorable and I'm sure a few in my house would agree.

[Rich-D]

Puff stamps his paw of approval!

[rhtwist]

Well done. You had to have a collaborator on that. Did it have a tail?
Twist

[Mark-D]

Originally Posted by rhtwist

Well done. You had to have a collaborator on that. Did it have a tail?
Twist

Ummm...... Why would you think that ...... Joker has no influence in my house or my decisions!! ... (Watch out lightning may strike at any time lol)

[roknrolsuicide]

heh heh. i like the one about the electric fence clever clever

[EnglishCat]

I love them all.....very amusing.